This site is satire. All posts are fictional. All proper names are used satirically and, as much as is possible in a project like this, I endeavor to avoid politics and ticking people off, but I repeat myself.
I live in Redding. I love Redding. I'm in love with Redding. I'm so in love with Redding I'd like to marry Redding. And like a 7th grader unable to properly express his emotions, I pick on Redding. I poke Redding. I pull Redding's hair and tease Redding.
That's how I say I love you, Redding. I hope you love me too. Check yes, no, or maybe. That is all.