This site is satire.  All posts are fictional.  All proper names are used satirically and, as much as is possible in a project like this, I endeavor to avoid politics and ticking people off, but I repeat myself.

I live in Redding. I love Redding. I'm in love with Redding. I'm so in love with Redding I'd like to marry Redding. And like a 7th grader unable to properly express his emotions, I pick on Redding.  I poke Redding.  I pull Redding's hair and tease Redding.

That's how I say I love you, Redding.  I hope you love me too.  Check yes, no, or maybe.  That is all.