Breaking news: all is lost. When it was previously thought there was hope in the world and there stood a chance at something beautiful and meaningful occurring in this bleak life, Redding Jefferson has learned that all is actually lost and there is nothing worthwhile to cling to in this barren fleeting shell.
Redding Jefferson advises to brace yourselves for a melancholic end to a hopeless existence pocked with despair as you slowly, inevitably creep toward a shallow grave and your body becomes a feast for worms. For dust you were, and to dust you shall return. This painful end will arrive sooner than you’d think and without bluster or fanfare as your feckless existence withers to nothing.
In other news, Redding Jefferson editor Aaron Steinmetz turns 40 today.