Drillers Strike Water at the Mall

In a state woefully short on water, drillers finally struck gold…clear gold, Tehama Tea. Yes, we have a new supply of water thanks to some brave water drillers at the Mt. Shasta Mall where construction is taking place at the former Sears. “We’re all a bit emotional here,” says lead operator Harry Pack with a tear in his eye. “I’ve always heard about striking water but I’ve never seen it for myself. It’s…it’s beautiful.”

Operation will soon begin on a water derrick along with the requisite pump jacks and Bakersfield roughnecks to remove the water and send it south for processing. Word of a water line already present there and the strike of water being an accident is preposterous and should be ridiculed for the fake news it is.