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Aaron Steinmetz
December 10, 2018

NASA's Message to Taylor Motors: "Lay Off the Night Lights"

Aaron Steinmetz
December 10, 2018
NASA's Message to Taylor Motors: "Lay Off the Night Lights"

After numerous astronauts reported Space Blindness, NASA has a request for Taylor Motors. Redding Jefferson has the story.

Aaron Steinmetz
December 1, 2018

Mysterious Smell of Bacon Lingers at FoodMaxx

Aaron Steinmetz
December 1, 2018
Mysterious Smell of Bacon Lingers at FoodMaxx

An inexplicable smell of bacon tortured East Redding shoppers Thursday afternoon. Redding Jefferson has the scoop.

Aaron Steinmetz
November 22, 2018

Thanksgiving Power Outage Left Families with No Distractions from Each Other

Aaron Steinmetz
November 22, 2018
Thanksgiving Power Outage Left Families with No Distractions from Each Other

A power outage in Shingletown on Thanksgiving Day left hundreds of families with no other choice than to talk to each other. Redding Jefferson has the exclusive on the calamity that followed.

Aaron Steinmetz
November 21, 2018

Entire City of Redding Forgets How to Drive

Aaron Steinmetz
November 21, 2018
Entire City of Redding Forgets How to Drive

An unusual and potentially supernatural event has overtaken Redding: the entire town has forgotten how to drive. Redding Jefferson has the story.

Aaron Steinmetz
November 16, 2018

Hostage Negotiator Sent to Help Trapped Redding Man

Aaron Steinmetz
November 16, 2018
Hostage Negotiator Sent to Help Trapped Redding Man

A feline hostage situation has entered its fourth day and the situation has not improved for Marvin Tannenbaum. Redding Jefferson has the exclusive.

Aaron Steinmetz
November 5, 2018

Trial Begins for Santa Claus Who Believes He is an Actor

Aaron Steinmetz
November 5, 2018
Trial Begins for Santa Claus Who Believes He is an Actor

The trial of the century is beginning in Redding to determine if Santa Claus is really David Cutler, an actor playing Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Street.  Redding Jefferson sits down with all involved to get the inside scoop.

Aaron Steinmetz
November 1, 2018

Local Exterminator Licked to Death

Aaron Steinmetz
November 1, 2018
Local Exterminator Licked to Death

A local exterminator was licked to death outside an East Redding home today. Redding Jefferson has the story.

Aaron Steinmetz
October 25, 2018

Rocky Horror Show Has One Actor Not Pulling His Weight: the Audience

Aaron Steinmetz
October 25, 2018
Rocky Horror Show Has One Actor Not Pulling His Weight: the Audience

The Rocky Horror Show at Old City Hall (and at Cascade Theater on Halloween) has one actor the director would like to speak with: the audience. Redding Jefferson has the exclusive.

Aaron Steinmetz
October 14, 2018

Redding to Anderson: “We should move in together.”

Aaron Steinmetz
October 14, 2018
Redding to Anderson: “We should move in together.”

After years as neighbors, Redding wants to make it official. But is Anderson ready to move in with its longtime partner? Redding Jefferson has the exclusive.

Aaron Steinmetz
September 24, 2018

Exorcist Called to Remove Ghost of Kmart

Aaron Steinmetz
September 24, 2018
Exorcist Called to Remove Ghost of Kmart

The ghost of Kmart is trying to mark down prices at the 99¢ Only Store, and officials fear the worst for a retailer already plagued by low prices. Redding Jefferson’s Chip Smiley is covering the developing exorcism.

Aaron Steinmetz
September 19, 2018

“Wooden Animals have Rights Too!”

Aaron Steinmetz
September 19, 2018
“Wooden Animals have Rights Too!”

Protesters have stormed the Black Bear Diner on Cypress to advocate for wooden animals. Redding Jefferson has the exclusive.

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