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Aaron Steinmetz
September 16, 2018

Drillers Strike Water at the Mall

Aaron Steinmetz
September 16, 2018
Drillers Strike Water at the Mall

Water drillers have found a new supply of water for drought starved California. Redding Jefferson has the scoop.

Aaron Steinmetz
September 3, 2018

East Redding has a Message for West Redding

Aaron Steinmetz
September 3, 2018
East Redding has a Message for West Redding

East Redding to West Redding: “Stop draining your pools into our drinking water!”  Redding Jefferson has the exclusive.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 25, 2018

Redding Jefferson Clashes with Red Bluff City Hall

Aaron Steinmetz
August 25, 2018
Redding Jefferson Clashes with Red Bluff City Hall

Redding Jefferson has lost yet another press pass making it ever harder to speak truth to power.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 24, 2018

Quiz Challenge Winner Fights Runner-up in Decades Long Feud

Aaron Steinmetz
August 24, 2018
Quiz Challenge Winner Fights Runner-up in Decades Long Feud

A rivalry between Quiz Challenge winner Burt Key and runner-up Marvin Feinberg results in two men behind bars.  Will this twenty-year feud ever end?  Reporter Chip Smiley investigates.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 22, 2018

Batman Leaving Gotham City...and Coming to Redding?

Aaron Steinmetz
August 22, 2018
Batman Leaving Gotham City...and Coming to Redding?

Now that Batman’s contract with Gotham City is up, the City of Redding is considering a relocation offer.  But is Redding ready for the Caped Crusader?  Redding Jefferson has the story.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 21, 2018

Victorian Home Owner: "My Home Isn't Haunted!"

Aaron Steinmetz
August 21, 2018
Victorian Home Owner: "My Home Isn't Haunted!"

Victorian homeowner Marion Von Baum assures everyone, despite how the home may look from the outside, it is in fact not haunted.  Redding Jefferson reporter Chip Smiley investigates.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 20, 2018

Meadow Lane to Ban Use of the Street Name "Balls Ferry Road"

Aaron Steinmetz
August 20, 2018
Meadow Lane to Ban Use of the Street Name "Balls Ferry Road"

Meadow Lane has banned the use of "Balls Ferry Road" while within school property on the grounds that use of the name causes students to dissolve into fits of squealing laughter. Redding Jefferson has the scoop.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 19, 2018

Digging Beneath The Stirring Reveals Strange Artifacts

Aaron Steinmetz
August 19, 2018
Digging Beneath The Stirring Reveals Strange Artifacts

Digging beneath The Stirring has revealed a wealth of items from a previous civilization. These strange items include, cassette tapes, compact discs, and Bibles printed on actual paper. Redding Jefferson gets to the bottom of this mysterious find.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 18, 2018

Living Tree Power Poles Out of Work, Angry

Aaron Steinmetz
August 18, 2018
Living Tree Power Poles Out of Work, Angry

Along Highway 44 west of Redding the living power pole trees are slowly being replaced, and the trees aren’t very happy about it.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 17, 2018

Half Shasta High Class of ‘98 Reunion Attendees Already Pregnant

Aaron Steinmetz
August 17, 2018
Half Shasta High Class of ‘98 Reunion Attendees Already Pregnant

Following the Shasta High School Class of ‘98 reunion, middle-aged pregnancies are on the rise and authorities are baffled. Redding Jefferson has the exclusive on this frightening phenomenon affecting both women and men.

Aaron Steinmetz
August 16, 2018

80s Pop Stars Fall Victim to Redding Exit

Aaron Steinmetz
August 16, 2018
80s Pop Stars Fall Victim to Redding Exit

Whether you’re a small band from the 70s or a major player in pop music from the 80s, no band is safe from The Redding Exit.

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